Dalton
11-03-2008, 06:43 PM
I was a ski patroller for 4 years, starting when I was 19 and at the beginning of each ski season we had a big party to kick things off in style, get to know everyone, etc... We were always around 50 patrollers working and the parties were always crazy!!! In my second year, some friends approached me a few days before the party and told me about this crazy idea they had for the party. They wanted a bunch of guys to go on stage, line up, naked from the waist down with a big cardboard covering them from the waist up. Numbers would be drawn in front of each guys and their names -all mixed up- would also appear on the cardboard. Our back would be facing the crowd and the game would be for females to associate the right name to the right ass. Good idea right? So I agreed thinking it would be hilarious.
Before we got on stage, I already had a few beers in me, helping me get rid of the butterflies. Once on stage, the cardboard covering us from the waist down was taken off and the crowd erupted! A guy with a mic explained the rules of the game and right after, horror!, chants of "Turn Around! Turn Around!" were being screamed. EVERYONE was screaming "Turn Around!" and that would just bury whatever the guy holding the mic was saying. We started to look at each other pretty nervously asking ourselves what to do. Some guys wanted to turn around, others didn't but after a few minutes of hearing them scream, we couldn't just walk off the stage. We had no other choice but to turn around! A few guys led the way and everybody else followed. The crowed erupted even more loudly when we did and I'm sad to report that there was a lot of laughs! I just hope they weren't for me lol. After about 1 minute later, the guy had abandoned his mic, thankfully, so we didn't wait for him to ask the audience which name belonged to which dick.. we exited the stage pronto!
Funny enough, the entire season, girls were trying to figure out which name belonged to which dick. I think they ended up with a pretty accurate list! :D
Before we got on stage, I already had a few beers in me, helping me get rid of the butterflies. Once on stage, the cardboard covering us from the waist down was taken off and the crowd erupted! A guy with a mic explained the rules of the game and right after, horror!, chants of "Turn Around! Turn Around!" were being screamed. EVERYONE was screaming "Turn Around!" and that would just bury whatever the guy holding the mic was saying. We started to look at each other pretty nervously asking ourselves what to do. Some guys wanted to turn around, others didn't but after a few minutes of hearing them scream, we couldn't just walk off the stage. We had no other choice but to turn around! A few guys led the way and everybody else followed. The crowed erupted even more loudly when we did and I'm sad to report that there was a lot of laughs! I just hope they weren't for me lol. After about 1 minute later, the guy had abandoned his mic, thankfully, so we didn't wait for him to ask the audience which name belonged to which dick.. we exited the stage pronto!
Funny enough, the entire season, girls were trying to figure out which name belonged to which dick. I think they ended up with a pretty accurate list! :D