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devilsgrinn
02-02-2010, 04:05 PM
This is once again a true story which happened this past saturday night on a night out, i guess i just have a really wierd luck!

I met this really gorgeous blonde at one of our company conventions, we talked for a bit and figured out that we both didnt live too far from one another and that maybe we should go out for drinks since we both were interested in one another. Even though she openly flirted with lot of men at the scene, i still decided to go with her even though my gut said no, i dont know something was not right about this girl, but she was hot as fuck, so i just brushed that off as me being insecure. We talked on the phone and made plans to go out to this up-scale club in heart of NYC for a night of drinks and "fun".

Sat night came and i met up with her, when she got outta the cab i almost instantly got hard, she was wearing this low cut dress that hugged her boobs and ass, she was smoking a cigg and looking sexy as hell, i was already hoping for her to be drunk by the end of the night so i could fuck her brains out. We made small talk and made our way to the club, got drinks and started to soak in the scene around us, we laughed, kissed a lil and danced for a few.

About few hours into the night and after grinding on me forever she excused herself to the bathroom, as i was waitin on her looking around i made eye contact with this gorgeous dark hair beauty, she was tall, taller than my date and almost my height, she smiled and we both raised our glasses, a little harmless flirting never hurt anyone right? She turned away and started talking to a guy, im guessin she came with him and wrapped her arms around him and rested her head on his neck and so i looked away in the direction of the bathroom waiting for my hot blonde.

After few mins i realised i had finished my drink and ordered a new one and it felt like a while, so out of concern i went looking for my trophy blonde date for the night, i stood outside the bathroom for few mins, then went outside and then i prity much panicked and started calling and texting her and started looking for her everywhere. As i was passing by the V.I.P. area i saw a familiar face, there she was, my date for the nite on a another guys lap making out with him and grinding him, i almost lost it right there.

I yelled "ey patti, what the fuck?" she got up, walked upto me and said "im sorry cutie, but that guy is the one with the lambo outside and i never fucked in one of them, find someone else for yourself and leave me alone.......and OH, lose my number too, if you call me again ill tell the security you are harassing me" and then she laughed and walked away, i stood there for a good minute wondering what the fuck just happened? i walked to the bar with bruised ego, totally feeling insecure and ready to kill myself, i was soo mad it wasnt even funny!!

I ordered a stiff drink and gulped it down, tryin to contain my anger. i took out a $20 and started flaggin the bartender for another drink when the other bartender came to me and gave me a martini and a tiny note and walked away, i took a big gulp of the martini and read the note " drink this martini and turn that frown upside down, she isnt worth it"

I looked around right away to see the dark haired beauty staring at me with a grinn on her face and tipping her glass, i raised my glass and thanked her and wrote bak " she isnt, but im still pissed off, thank u" and gave it to the bartender and told her buy the lady another one of what she is drinkin. Then i walked into the mens room took a leak, washed my face and walked right out to the bar, i ordered another drink but i felt a nudge this time on my arm.

I looked and there she was, stunningly gorgeous black haired goddess, she looked even better up-close, she looked EXACTLY like Lauren Graham, like her twin i swear, she didnt say nothing, we stared at each other for about a min and then she leaned in and planted a soft kiss on my lips, i finally asked her "so are u usually this fwd with guys who get ditched by mean blonde bimbos?" she laughed and said "no, never, but there is just sumthin so sexy about a man who refuses to smile", she made me laugh out loud with that and we started getting to know each other, her name way Gabriella, she was a real estate broker and live in the city, i asked her who the guy she was with and she said that was the dj who happens to be her cousin and laughed, as the convo drifted we somehow ended up on the dance floor, right next to the blonde, and they was my new found "date" was dancing on/with me, it turned heads everywhere, especially "my blonde intial date".

Patti the blonde kept lookin n smilin at me and even tapped my shoulder, but gabriella turned me around and i cudnt think of anyone or anythin but her gorgeous cleavage and the way her ass felt on my crotch. We stopped dancing and she xcused herself to the ladies room, making me nervous all over again, as i looked at my watch and sipped my drink i didnt see her, i was a wreck and gettin angry, i looked around and decided to take a walk by the dance floor, then bathroom and then bar area......NO sign of her!! I finally decided the night was just jinxed, downed a shot and headed for the door. I saw patti from the corner of my eye and she asked me if i wanna dance with her and who was the girl i was with, i told her to go fuck herself and walked out.

As i got outside and zipped up my coat it had started to snow a bit, i walked towards the street to grab a cab when i heard a voice which said "jeez, how long did it take u to realise that a girl might have been freezing outside?" i looked around and there was gabriella, in her coat, one leg against the wall and her cleavage fully exposed with her hands running a line through her cleavage down to her navel. I walked towards her and said "How the fuck am i supposed to know? i thought i was fucked all over again!" She laughed, then asked me to check my pants pocket, i found a note which said "meet me outside in 10"!!

I felt soo stupid, i told her i didnt know she did that and she said she was thinking the same, we both laughed and she lit up a cigg, she gave me one too(i dont really smoke) she had this sexy way of smoking which was turning me on, she took a drag and said "you know its not safe in this big city to let a girl walk home alone" and blew a big cloud of smoke, i smiled at her and said i'll take her home. It was freezing out so we decided to take a cab, inside the cab we made out and she kept rubbing my crotch while i kept mauling her tits, they were soft n firm and her nipples were small but so hard.

We got off the cab and went to her house, we walked in the door and i pinned her against the wall kissing her, kissing her neck and then i slipped a nipple in my mouth and started sucking it, she moaned out loud and kept sayin "slow down you are not ready for this", i didnt know what she meant but i def wasnt planning on stopping!! She pushed me against the wall and unzipped my pants, she looked at me with her prity blues and started sucking on my cock, she sucked and slobbered and it felt soo good and i warned her i was gonna cum, she didnt stop, infact she sped up and i shot a monster load in her mouth, all the while looking into her eyes and she swallowed it all, she got up and licked her lips and kissed me hard, now i have never done this before, but it was so hot and i was tipsy so i went ahead with it and boy did i start to get turned on again.

I grabbed her and pushed her onto her couch and said "your turn" and took off her dress in one smooth motion, she said "no not yet" but i wasnt in the mood for listening. I sucked her nipples hard, she was sideways and i kissed my way down her back and licked her ass and asshole, she held her legs tight, i spanked her thong covered ass so hard that with a jolt she laid there spread eagle, i turned her around kissed her hard and ripped her thong off and thats when i froze.

SHE HAD A DICK!! i cudnt believe my eyes, my first reaction "u gotta be fukin kiddin me, this isnt happening to me, WTF!!!!". She was hard, about 6 inches, small balls and had lips near it, she begged me to sit down, she told me she was born a girl and as she grew up her vagina started closing up and her clit just grew and grew untill she realised she was a chick with a dick!

I sat there, dazed and confused wondering what the fuck should i do, she started tearing up and i felt bad, so i thought i'll make a polite exit after calming her down and giving her excuse of going to work early in the am on sunday!

I took her into my arms and started rubbing her back, i was stealing glances at her dick, and i kissed her cheek while rubbing her thighs and as i looked at her flawless gorgeous face, i started getting turned on, i started kissing her and eventually turned into a hungry animal for her tongue. we kissed and kissed and i dont know how or why but i started stroking her dick, it instantly grew hard and she was stroking me which got me really hard, i was sucking on her gorgeous boobs and she was moaning like crazy, i was lost in lust and cudnt believe how hot she made me, but i wasnt ready for what came next.......

without even thinkin, i turned her sideways and pushed my cock half way into her ass, it was tight and wet like a pussy, i felt amazing and i started fucking her, she got on top of me and rode me and her limp dick smacked against mine and her belly, i saw a drop of spit drool down her lips, to her chin, down her cleavage and onto her tight hot belly, which turned me on even more, she was hott, wayyy hott, even though she had a deformity, she was sexy as hell!

After about 10mins of riding me, i turned her around and bent her over, i started fucking her hard and she kept moaning that she was getting close, she turned her head and shoot me a look and told me to fill her ass with my cum, god knows what it triggered in me, but that was soo sexy that without realising i started cummin!! And boy did i cum, after first 2 or 3 spurts she lunged forward and my cock came out of her ass but my cum kept shooting, it went all over her back, her hair, her cheeks and in her eyes. She quickly covered my dick with her mouth and sucked off whatever was left.

We sat back down spent on the couch, i nibbled her neck and as i was tryin to hold her close to me my hand brushed against her rock her dick! I looked at her and gave her a questioning look, she smiled and said "Deep inside im still a woman, when u fuck me i do have mini orgasms which leaks out of my pee hole, but just like any other girl i havent CUM yet, but its ok since you are freaked out you dont have to do anything, you can leave or just watch me finish myself off", and with that she started stroking herself.

I really didnt want to see a guy/girl jerk off, so i gave her a kiss on the forehead and got up to pick up my clothes, as i was putting my pants on i turned around to look and there she was, in a faint light, laying there, her beautiful curls coming down her face, her gorgeous boobs heaving with her chest, her tight stomach full of lil beads of sweat rising and falling and her hand stroking her cock up and down while her other hands stroked her thigh with her eyes closed.

It was a sight i cudnt resist, she was just soo stunning!! I dropped my pants and walked over to her quietly, her legs were wide open and i cud see my goo leaking onto the couch. I knelt between her legs and just watched her stroke herself for a min and she was moaning, more like whimpering, which was such a turn on, she had such a sexy voice that her moans sounded like music to me.

I hesitated, i knew what i really wanted to do but afraid of society standards or what people would think, then i said fuck it all......I leaned fwd and as her hand went down i wrapped my lips around the head of her cock, she opened her eyes with a startle and looked at me wide eyes, i moved her hand to her boobs and started sucking her, she started to say "i thought u left, u dont have to...." when i put a finger over her lips and continued sucking her.

Within a minute she annouced she is going to cum, watching her wiggle around turned me on even more and i realised i was hard as a rock, i started stroking myself and sucked her even harder, i have to admit, im not gay, far from it, not even bi-curious or anything, but sumthing about her had me gone out of my mind...i blame it on the alcohol (lol)

She held my hand tight and said "oh god baby im gonna cum" and as soon as she said that i stopped, she looked at me and tried to grab her dick and i pushed her hand away, i went upto her and kissed her. Then i sucked her nippples and went back down and started sucking her again, i edged her a few times but i knew she was ready to blow any second, and since i was stroking myself i was ready too.

I gave her last few deep slow sucks and when i knew she was gonna blow i got up and grabbed mine and her dick together and started jerking off with them together in same hand, within seconds she exploded and so did i, we both screamed, bucked, moaned and there must have been a cup full of cum on her taught tummy and my fingers. Exhausted i laid on top her and we made out for another hour before we passed out.

I woke up next day to a hot blowjob, we 69'ed and ending up cummin together again like the nite before, although i was a bit more hesitant since my beer balls were gone, i still thought she was sexy as hell and enjoyed fooling around with her, i wudnt let her penetrate me or cum in my mouth but other than that we had such a great time, she made us brunch and i left shortly after.

I saw 6 txt msgs and 4 missed calls from the blonde, telling me she was sorry and didnt realise what she was doin, i never replied back to her as i have met the most amazing women in the world. Im going to see her this weekend and she said she wants me to meet her girl friend......i'll let you know guys what happend!!

MissBehave
02-03-2010, 05:17 AM
That mean blonde girl!

But at least you had fun at the end :) There's always a first time

devilsgrinn
02-03-2010, 11:08 AM
That mean blonde girl!

But at least you had fun at the end :) There's always a first time


Yea, i spoke to patti(the blonde) yesterday, she apologised and i told her what happnd with me, she said if i give her one more chance then she can out do gabriella, i didnt tell patti gabbi's deformation, then we ended up making out, but it wasnt the same, the innocence and sexyness of gabriella is so much better than this dumb blonde bimbo.

I spoke to gabriella last nite and we had hot phone sex, i def cant wait for this weekend, she said her gf is "special" too, first i kinda panicked but she laughed and said "dont worry she is a regular girl, no surprises" and i felt relieved and laughed, but she said "my gf does have a special talent" and even thought i pursuaded her she wont tell me, she said i have to find out on my own, wonder what she means, i'll give you guys update on monday of what happnd!!!

El Suave
02-18-2010, 01:46 AM
crikes, i'm glad you enjoyed it but now you've made me paranoid :laugh:

FartherIn
02-21-2010, 08:54 PM
So, does she or doesn't she have a pussy? Either way, gofer it because she's natural, not plastic. She will probably go much further to please you because you accept as she is. God bless.

devilsgrinn
02-25-2010, 02:14 PM
So, does she or doesn't she have a pussy? Either way, gofer it because she's natural, not plastic. She will probably go much further to please you because you accept as she is. God bless.


no she doesnt have a vagina, but she doesnt really have balls either, and as wrong as it sounds, god has fuked her up but didnt hold back in the beauty department, she is absolutely gorgeous and i cant help it lol