exigirl
03-05-2010, 01:08 AM
I had friends who decided they wanted to get into hosting swinging parties but were worried about breaking the ice. Apparently they went to one themselves and at the start it was really awkward. So they asked if they could pay me to help out for the night.
When their guests arrived I was wearing a french maid outfit which was low cut and very high on the thigh. I walked around the room delivering drinks and nibbles and laughing flirtilly whenever anyone made any comment about my outfit. I regularly dropped things on the ground and made an exaggerated "Oh dear, clumsy me" face and bent down to pick it up showing everyone my G-string.
But the real action was happening further up. We'd adjusted the outfit and practiced so I could pop a boob out whenever I bent down. I'd lean over to offer someone a drink and "oh no" a tit would practically fall out of my top. To start with I pretended to be embarrassed and put it back in but I quickly started saying "Oh dear, do you mind just putting that back in my top for me?" Guys (and some girls) were only too happy to oblige.
I was the life of the party as people enjoyed watching my antics. After about half an hour or so the hostess called me over in a loud voice to get everyone's attention. She said the mantle piece was a bit dusty and it had been my job to clean it and demanded I dust it right away. I said I didn't have a cloth and she told me to improvise. So I whipped my G string off and gave the mantle piece a quick dust. Everyone knew it was an act and gave me a massive cheer.
I served drinks for a bit longer only this time when I bent over people could see how carefully I'd shaved that afternoon. The next part of the act happened about 15 minutes later when my host "tripped" and spilt a drink on my top. Everyone knew what was happening and shouted "take it off!" I took my top off and pretended to be coy about being half naked in a room full of strangers. I covered my breasts and went into the kitchen but of course came out later with my hands full of food to hand around.
I can't tell you what a turn on it was to walk around the room showing everything to the room. Of course they started to grab an occasional feel and of course I pretended to be shocked but loved every minute.
I left before the swinging started but I made sure I made a grand exit. I said goodbye to everyone and then left the house still topless. They watched at the window as I walked out to my car where I dropped the skirt and got into the car totally naked and drove away.
Apparently the night went really well and the hosts said they owed it all to me and my icebreaking maid routine.
When their guests arrived I was wearing a french maid outfit which was low cut and very high on the thigh. I walked around the room delivering drinks and nibbles and laughing flirtilly whenever anyone made any comment about my outfit. I regularly dropped things on the ground and made an exaggerated "Oh dear, clumsy me" face and bent down to pick it up showing everyone my G-string.
But the real action was happening further up. We'd adjusted the outfit and practiced so I could pop a boob out whenever I bent down. I'd lean over to offer someone a drink and "oh no" a tit would practically fall out of my top. To start with I pretended to be embarrassed and put it back in but I quickly started saying "Oh dear, do you mind just putting that back in my top for me?" Guys (and some girls) were only too happy to oblige.
I was the life of the party as people enjoyed watching my antics. After about half an hour or so the hostess called me over in a loud voice to get everyone's attention. She said the mantle piece was a bit dusty and it had been my job to clean it and demanded I dust it right away. I said I didn't have a cloth and she told me to improvise. So I whipped my G string off and gave the mantle piece a quick dust. Everyone knew it was an act and gave me a massive cheer.
I served drinks for a bit longer only this time when I bent over people could see how carefully I'd shaved that afternoon. The next part of the act happened about 15 minutes later when my host "tripped" and spilt a drink on my top. Everyone knew what was happening and shouted "take it off!" I took my top off and pretended to be coy about being half naked in a room full of strangers. I covered my breasts and went into the kitchen but of course came out later with my hands full of food to hand around.
I can't tell you what a turn on it was to walk around the room showing everything to the room. Of course they started to grab an occasional feel and of course I pretended to be shocked but loved every minute.
I left before the swinging started but I made sure I made a grand exit. I said goodbye to everyone and then left the house still topless. They watched at the window as I walked out to my car where I dropped the skirt and got into the car totally naked and drove away.
Apparently the night went really well and the hosts said they owed it all to me and my icebreaking maid routine.