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thkdicknu
03-10-2010, 03:16 PM
This story was a funny one. I was young in my easrly 20's and a few of my friends from high school were renting this old farm house and they had parties there all the time. One summer on a Saturday night i went to one of them solo horny and looking to have fun. As the night went on there had to be more than 50 people in and out of there and i had a good buzz going, not drunk on my butt but feeling good. I had been hitting on a couple different girls without any success and had seen this chunky girl eyeballing me alot. She had a cute round face and short blond hair and a BIG BUTT and thighs..lol. She had bigger boobs too but she was a big butt girl and it was getting late and i needed to get laid. One of my buddies told me she had gone to our highschool one year behind us but i didn't even remember her and he said she would put out no problem. Just what i needed i thought so i put the moves on her over a beer and she agreed to go for a walk with me. There was this old barn about 50 yards from the house and we walked toward it but as we got close it looked to me like it could fall down anytime so i told her lets walk around it and see whats there. On the opposite side the grass sloped up a fairly steep grade to meet the barn and i thought that was as good a place as any. As we got there she was asking if i remembered her and i told her i didn't but i guess she remembered me and told me she had a crush on me in highschool. We stopped at the base of the hill and i didn't feel like wasting alot of time so i pulled her close and started kissing her and feeling her up some and then after a minute or so i flat out said.. DO YOU WANT TO FUCK..lol...her answer was just as plain and forthright saying YEAH...so i took off my jeans and she started to take off her jeans but she was almost falling over and had to sit down and finish taking them off. I was standing there just in my t-shirt and not much of a hard on and she looked up and said..WOOOOO..guess what i heard was true and she giggled. I started playing with my dick trying to make it hard as she sat there with just her t-shirt on and big white panties. I tried to concentrate on her big boobs and i thought i saw her nipples growing in her t-shirt and i got sort of hard and stepped to her and put it at her mouth and she started to suck it for me and made me good and hard. So i reached down and pulled her t-shirt up over her tits exposing them and crotched down some to run my hard cock on them and that excited her and she shimmied up the slope a but and held her tits so i could run my cock through them and that felt great so i stopped and told her to lay back and i got between her legs and she raised and spread them for me. Her pussy was a little hairy and i had never fucked a big girl like her but i was turned on thinking about testing out that old theory about..more cushion for the pushin..so leaned in with my hard dick in hand and put it at her pussy and pushed in steady. It went in nice and easy and i sunk into her balls deep as she made this eeeeewwwff..ohhhhaaa kind of sound and i just balled her. Nothing exotic i just was balling her steady at a good pace and she was grunting everytime i pushed into her and making these uuhhaa..uhhhaaa...oowwww..owww...sounds..lol...i had only been balling her for maybe 2 or 3 minutes and i was picking up the pace and then taking lunges like i was stabbing it into her one then another as she took it and we moved slightly up the hill. About the 4 th. time i did that as i hit bottom..she farted..lol...it was so funny i started to laugh my ass off and she was real embarassed..saying how sorry she was.. i actually felt bad for her so thinking i would take her mind off it i pulled out and stood up and helped her up and told her to bend over and put her hands on the ground. She did and we were at an angle going up hill that she could stand bent over with her hands on the ground and i stood behind her and put my cock back in her and fucked her that way holding her by the hips as i impaled her over and over pulling almost out and ramming it home again and she was whaling and saying stuff like...OH YEAH..OH FUCK..OH..OH..and i stopped balls deep in her and slapped her ass and she gave out this OHHHH HAHAHAHA..FUCK ME FUCK ME..
Then i just fucked her fast and deep and she came with a loud moan and i unloaded as well and she really seemed to be turned on by the feeling of my cock throbbing and pulsing and filling her pussy as she just gave this long mmmmmmmmmm..as i finished cumming in her and then i pulled out and helped her stand and as soon as she reached her feet facing me she had her hands on my hip and then cock and was rubbing me and coaxing me up again and she had this dirty smile on her face and said something like WOW YOU HAVE A BIG DICK..and she reached down and said..ewww..i am dripping..she then put both hands on my hips and slid down to croutch in front of me and holding my hips she moved her head forward and opening her mouth she took my semi-hard cock in her mouth and again and was sucking it and as i grew harder she was mumbling emmhmmm..mmmmm...and she pulled her mouth off and looked up at me and said...want to fuck me again..before i could say yes she had laid back down on the grass and i got down between her legs and leaned forward moving up her t-shirt and started to suck her tits and nipples and she had her head turned to the side and was moaning then i layed down on her with my head next to hers and put my dick in her and she squirmed with an ooohhhh...and she wrapped her legs around me and i balled her again that way for a good 5 minutes never pulling my head up just balling her and grunting in her ear as she wriggled under me and shoved her hips downward everytime i thrust up and she was trying to move her head but it was next to mine and her breathing and sounds were getting louder until she finally kind of yelled out OOOHHHUUHHHHH and her body tightened around me and i knew she was cumming again.
As she did that i slowed to a nice slow in and out and her body released its grip and let her legs open and arms fall to the ground. There was just something about just making her girl CUM and her laying out exhausted from be fucked and feeling that well opened and sloppy wet pussy that brought out the animal in me and i reached down and held her legs up with my arms under her and fucked har hard and fast as she panted out of breath and was groaning..uhh..uhh...uhh..uhh everytime i went into her until i came again myself with a long grunt. That was the only time i ever fucked her and probably would not have sober but it was fun for both of us and we both got what we needed that night.

Buz
03-10-2010, 03:25 PM
Funny story! And I love the story title!!!!!:lol::78:

FartherIn
03-10-2010, 11:20 PM
:appl:

thkdicknu
03-12-2010, 02:33 PM
:giggle00:

Buz
08-11-2010, 02:25 PM
"The Chunky Monkey Farted!"
Thick...that sure would make a funny t-shirt slogan and probably sell a lot of shirts!:thumbs: