thkdicknu
03-18-2010, 05:26 PM
I have had lots of great and interesting experiences but one of the funniest was a wedding pickup. It was about 5 years ago and i had attended a buddie wedding..his second..lol...i went alone as my wife had a bad cold and didn't want to go. It was a large wedding in western NEW York and there were friends and relatives of theirs from all over the country. I came in the night before and went to the rehearsal dinner even though i wasn't in the wedding because my buddy wanted me there. We had a great time and were all drinking and there was this woman there that i found out was his fiancee's aunt and she was funny as hell. The life of the party type person and we talked alot off and on. She was more flirty as the night went on and she wasn't really my type because she was a bigger girl. Not disgusting but thick and she was so funny and outgoing and we really hit it off. She also had the bonus of having the biggest tits you an imagine. She had a nice dress and she showed nice cleavage and they were bulging out of her bra. We even joked about what she called her big girls..lol.
Anyway we are all buzzed pretty good and it was after dinner and we were in our own party room mingling and she was coming on to me. I really don't know if she was married or single or divorced. I don't remember noticing a ring but we were buzzed and who could look at her hand with those monster tits were out there to look at. She had a nice pleasant face and she was maybe a little older than me but not alot and when she asked me to dance with her out in that area it was a slow dance and i could smell all perfume which was like lilacs. She was getting a little frisky as we danced and pushed up against me real close and she was taller and had her head at my shoulder and was kind of cooing and as she pressed against me she put her hands down and held my butt and she did something like mmmmmmm.... and laughed as i felt my dick hardening and so did she. We were both feeling pretty good from the drinks and she leaned up and whispered in my ear that she wanted to go outside and slid her hand down taking my hand in hers and gave me this devilish look as she walked me outside. In the parking lot she asked me where my car was and i walked with her to it and opened the passenger door and she got in and i got in the drivers seat and she started to make out with me as she reahed out and pulled me to her and she was handsy as she layed these sloppy wet kisses on me. Smelling that perfume and kissing her i was real horny and put my head down to kiss the tops of her big tits..they were very soft and she was moaning and massaging the back of my head with her hand running her hand through my hair. I wanted to fuck her and reached down to pull up her skirt but she stopped me and pushed my hand away and pushed me back into my seat and then she leaned over and unzipped my pants and pulled out my thick cock that was semi-hard and balled up like a snake. When she pulled it all out she slid her hand up and down it saying..eeeewwwww..... and went down on me and as she sucked me she did this mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm...damn she was a good cocksucker and i just layed back and enjoyed it as she went down on me up and down and her mouth was real big and wet and warm and she was going all the way down and back up and pulling off at times to look at it as she stroked it and she was asking me if i liked it..i would tell yes..ohh..yes..you have a great mouth and that only excited her more. She sucked my cock for a good 10 minutes and had me ready to go and she pulled off knowing i was close and stroked and looked at me saying..you ready..huh..ready...i put my hand on the back of her head gently pushing it down and she went to town sucking hard and going up and down real fast and i could hear like a swishing sound from her wet mouth and i put my hand on the back of her head but i didn't need to because she felt the throbbing and deep throated me and i sent a huge load down her throat and she sucked every last drop before pulling off and sitting back and saying feel better. I said hell yes i needed that and we both chuckled and she said we better get back. Well, the next day after the wedding we were at the reception and she managed to sit at the same table as me right next to me and she was rubbing my leg and cock off and on all night and i knew she wanted it so after the happy couple left i asked her back to my motel and she came was happy to oblige. We both were feeling ood again but i could tell she was way more wasted than i was and in the room i had to help her with the back of her dress and we both got naked. I thought maybe from a few drinks that she was big but had a solid body not flabby and when i saw her tits i felt like a kid in a candy store. They bulging out of her bra and when she released the girls they seemed to pop out..lol..she had enormous tits and they didn't even sag all that much and huge areolas and nipples. They were..well...spectacular and i buried my face in them and made sounds as i rubbed my face over and between them and sucked her nipples and she was laughing hysterically and when we got on the bed she had me lay down and she got on top and all i can say is she fucked my brains out..lol..she started slow but she got her ass in gear and she was giggling and moaning and sighing and saying EEEEWWWWWW...YOU HAVE A BIG DICK and giggling somemore..It was funny..she was having a great time riding my big dick and i was playing with her big tits and they were flopping all over the place and i would lean up and suck her nipples and she would giggle and push me back down and fuck me faster and for some reason i wasn't even close to cumming..i was actually laughing alot as she was enjoying the hell out of my dick and when she came she was much the same. At first she was going up and down real fast and then she did this kind of grunt and giggle as she hopped up and down on it and did this mmmm...eewwww....her pussy felt sloppy wet on my cock and she would do that and come to a stop..take a breath or tweo and start fucking me again and laughiing and giggling and get that serious look on her face and grunt and giggle and she must have CUM 4 or 5 times each time stopping for a bit sitting on it giving me time to keep my composure and not CUM until she finally after maybe 30 - 45 minutes dropped on top of me out of breath and while catching her breath she would giggle more and say..ohhh that was SO GOOOOODDDDD...I wanted mine too so i grabbed her by the hair but not too hardf and lifted her head and gave her a big kiss and during it she did that mmmmmmm.. and she got off my dick and slid down and put my cock in her mouth and looked up at me as she went down on me and cleaning all her cum off my dick and it was so wet...it was my turn to fuck her and i reached out and put my hands on her shoulders and pulled her mouth off my cock and she did this little girl kind of OOOHHHH..disappointed voice and i got up and pulled her around saying come here and put her on all fours as i stood next to the bed and drove right into her pussy..she was still so wet it went in and out easy and she bent her head down and i had my hands on the sides of her big ass and was driving her like Ms. Daisy and her ass cheeks were moving up and down as i pumped her full of my cock and she was really moaning good once inawhile doing that little giggle...i wanted to fuck her big ass..so i pulled out saying i want that sweert ass and thumping my cock with my hand on her ass and she did that mmmmm. and wiggled her ass and giggled again but she stopped giggling when i put my dick in her ass and fucked it good !
I was plowing her ass for several minutes and smacking her ass with my hand and she was groaning and moaning and saying...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...I could feel the droplets of sweat on my face and wiped them off as i fucked her ass and felt her damp skin with my hands and she was getting the hardest ass fucking i ever gave and she was howeling and loudly saying MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....AAAAAAHHHHHHH....I felt the throbbing and the surge from my balls as i drove one last stroke as far in as i could go and blew a huge hot load into her grunting and hearing her moan and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...she was panting so hard and i was too and i held it there and felt that last few spurts from me into her and pulled back a little and slammed it all the way in and she did that UUUHHHH and i did it several times UUUUHHHH UUHHHH each time before i came to a stop and kind of sighed as i pulled out and i leaned forward and put my arms around her and held her tits and she fell forward with me on top of her and my wet semi-hard dick against her ass. She started to laugh and said WOW THAT WAS SOMETHING...ooohhhh you have a huge dick and i started to laugh too knowing i had just reamed her out like she had never been done before. I rolled off her and we layed there with her doing that dumb giggle and playing with my dick saying wow i wish i could take that home with me and i loved all the praise. We rested for maybe half an hour and her hand rubbing my deck alot of the time was getting me hard again and she said..one more time ? So, i got on top of her in the missionary position and sucked her tits for awhile which she loved and when she wanted it she raised and spread her legs and i fucked her nice and slow for about 5 mintues and she camne again a couple times..( nice to have that multi-climax capable girl ) and i said i am going to CUM ..she said CUM in my mouth..i want your CUM again and i pulled out and sat over her enormous tits and slid my dick in her mouth and she raised her up and down sucking it and put her hand under me and massaged my balls gently and when i started to CUM again she pressed her face against my body and had all of my cock in her at the back of ehr throat again and took the whole load dwon her throat and did that mmmmmmmm..as i finished and felt that shoot of electricity that you sometimes get up your spine when you have really unloaded and i pulled out of her mouth real slow and as it left her lips she kissed the head of my cock and said thank you..that tasted so good. Now she was not beautiful but she was one hell of a fuck and suck and for that i honor her with also 1 of my top 5 of all time..:lol:
Anyway we are all buzzed pretty good and it was after dinner and we were in our own party room mingling and she was coming on to me. I really don't know if she was married or single or divorced. I don't remember noticing a ring but we were buzzed and who could look at her hand with those monster tits were out there to look at. She had a nice pleasant face and she was maybe a little older than me but not alot and when she asked me to dance with her out in that area it was a slow dance and i could smell all perfume which was like lilacs. She was getting a little frisky as we danced and pushed up against me real close and she was taller and had her head at my shoulder and was kind of cooing and as she pressed against me she put her hands down and held my butt and she did something like mmmmmmm.... and laughed as i felt my dick hardening and so did she. We were both feeling pretty good from the drinks and she leaned up and whispered in my ear that she wanted to go outside and slid her hand down taking my hand in hers and gave me this devilish look as she walked me outside. In the parking lot she asked me where my car was and i walked with her to it and opened the passenger door and she got in and i got in the drivers seat and she started to make out with me as she reahed out and pulled me to her and she was handsy as she layed these sloppy wet kisses on me. Smelling that perfume and kissing her i was real horny and put my head down to kiss the tops of her big tits..they were very soft and she was moaning and massaging the back of my head with her hand running her hand through my hair. I wanted to fuck her and reached down to pull up her skirt but she stopped me and pushed my hand away and pushed me back into my seat and then she leaned over and unzipped my pants and pulled out my thick cock that was semi-hard and balled up like a snake. When she pulled it all out she slid her hand up and down it saying..eeeewwwww..... and went down on me and as she sucked me she did this mmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm...damn she was a good cocksucker and i just layed back and enjoyed it as she went down on me up and down and her mouth was real big and wet and warm and she was going all the way down and back up and pulling off at times to look at it as she stroked it and she was asking me if i liked it..i would tell yes..ohh..yes..you have a great mouth and that only excited her more. She sucked my cock for a good 10 minutes and had me ready to go and she pulled off knowing i was close and stroked and looked at me saying..you ready..huh..ready...i put my hand on the back of her head gently pushing it down and she went to town sucking hard and going up and down real fast and i could hear like a swishing sound from her wet mouth and i put my hand on the back of her head but i didn't need to because she felt the throbbing and deep throated me and i sent a huge load down her throat and she sucked every last drop before pulling off and sitting back and saying feel better. I said hell yes i needed that and we both chuckled and she said we better get back. Well, the next day after the wedding we were at the reception and she managed to sit at the same table as me right next to me and she was rubbing my leg and cock off and on all night and i knew she wanted it so after the happy couple left i asked her back to my motel and she came was happy to oblige. We both were feeling ood again but i could tell she was way more wasted than i was and in the room i had to help her with the back of her dress and we both got naked. I thought maybe from a few drinks that she was big but had a solid body not flabby and when i saw her tits i felt like a kid in a candy store. They bulging out of her bra and when she released the girls they seemed to pop out..lol..she had enormous tits and they didn't even sag all that much and huge areolas and nipples. They were..well...spectacular and i buried my face in them and made sounds as i rubbed my face over and between them and sucked her nipples and she was laughing hysterically and when we got on the bed she had me lay down and she got on top and all i can say is she fucked my brains out..lol..she started slow but she got her ass in gear and she was giggling and moaning and sighing and saying EEEEWWWWWW...YOU HAVE A BIG DICK and giggling somemore..It was funny..she was having a great time riding my big dick and i was playing with her big tits and they were flopping all over the place and i would lean up and suck her nipples and she would giggle and push me back down and fuck me faster and for some reason i wasn't even close to cumming..i was actually laughing alot as she was enjoying the hell out of my dick and when she came she was much the same. At first she was going up and down real fast and then she did this kind of grunt and giggle as she hopped up and down on it and did this mmmm...eewwww....her pussy felt sloppy wet on my cock and she would do that and come to a stop..take a breath or tweo and start fucking me again and laughiing and giggling and get that serious look on her face and grunt and giggle and she must have CUM 4 or 5 times each time stopping for a bit sitting on it giving me time to keep my composure and not CUM until she finally after maybe 30 - 45 minutes dropped on top of me out of breath and while catching her breath she would giggle more and say..ohhh that was SO GOOOOODDDDD...I wanted mine too so i grabbed her by the hair but not too hardf and lifted her head and gave her a big kiss and during it she did that mmmmmmm.. and she got off my dick and slid down and put my cock in her mouth and looked up at me as she went down on me and cleaning all her cum off my dick and it was so wet...it was my turn to fuck her and i reached out and put my hands on her shoulders and pulled her mouth off my cock and she did this little girl kind of OOOHHHH..disappointed voice and i got up and pulled her around saying come here and put her on all fours as i stood next to the bed and drove right into her pussy..she was still so wet it went in and out easy and she bent her head down and i had my hands on the sides of her big ass and was driving her like Ms. Daisy and her ass cheeks were moving up and down as i pumped her full of my cock and she was really moaning good once inawhile doing that little giggle...i wanted to fuck her big ass..so i pulled out saying i want that sweert ass and thumping my cock with my hand on her ass and she did that mmmmm. and wiggled her ass and giggled again but she stopped giggling when i put my dick in her ass and fucked it good !
I was plowing her ass for several minutes and smacking her ass with my hand and she was groaning and moaning and saying...AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH...I could feel the droplets of sweat on my face and wiped them off as i fucked her ass and felt her damp skin with my hands and she was getting the hardest ass fucking i ever gave and she was howeling and loudly saying MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....AAAAAAHHHHHHH....I felt the throbbing and the surge from my balls as i drove one last stroke as far in as i could go and blew a huge hot load into her grunting and hearing her moan and MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...she was panting so hard and i was too and i held it there and felt that last few spurts from me into her and pulled back a little and slammed it all the way in and she did that UUUHHHH and i did it several times UUUUHHHH UUHHHH each time before i came to a stop and kind of sighed as i pulled out and i leaned forward and put my arms around her and held her tits and she fell forward with me on top of her and my wet semi-hard dick against her ass. She started to laugh and said WOW THAT WAS SOMETHING...ooohhhh you have a huge dick and i started to laugh too knowing i had just reamed her out like she had never been done before. I rolled off her and we layed there with her doing that dumb giggle and playing with my dick saying wow i wish i could take that home with me and i loved all the praise. We rested for maybe half an hour and her hand rubbing my deck alot of the time was getting me hard again and she said..one more time ? So, i got on top of her in the missionary position and sucked her tits for awhile which she loved and when she wanted it she raised and spread her legs and i fucked her nice and slow for about 5 mintues and she camne again a couple times..( nice to have that multi-climax capable girl ) and i said i am going to CUM ..she said CUM in my mouth..i want your CUM again and i pulled out and sat over her enormous tits and slid my dick in her mouth and she raised her up and down sucking it and put her hand under me and massaged my balls gently and when i started to CUM again she pressed her face against my body and had all of my cock in her at the back of ehr throat again and took the whole load dwon her throat and did that mmmmmmmm..as i finished and felt that shoot of electricity that you sometimes get up your spine when you have really unloaded and i pulled out of her mouth real slow and as it left her lips she kissed the head of my cock and said thank you..that tasted so good. Now she was not beautiful but she was one hell of a fuck and suck and for that i honor her with also 1 of my top 5 of all time..:lol: