exigirl
03-25-2010, 04:12 AM
I have a crazy friend named Vanessa who is just a mad woman. She loves doing nutty stuff and she's happy to flash although she doesn't get quite the same kick out of it that I do. It makes her laugh but it makes me wet. She and I have done a lot of wild things together. One of her favourite things is to use me as a present for her male friends in the form of a special naked surprise.
We were planning to get together one weekend and she told me she had made special outfits for us that she called flashfits. She'd made us both skirts and tops that were elasticated but still easy to remove. The skirt could be pulled down with a quick yank and so could the strapless top. The idea was that when I was wearing mine she could expose me really easily and vice versa. A few months earlier we'd been trying to pull of each other's bikini's at the beach but it was really hard. I'd joked that we needed to make special outfits and so she went ahead and did it. Gotta love that girl.
So we went for a walk in our flashfits. No underwear and a split second away from naked. I'd talk to a shop keeper or someone and she'd come up behind me, give my top a yank and suddenly "Oh no!" my boobs were out for all to see. Or a quick tug on the skirt and you could see how well I shaved that morning as my skirt drops to the floor leaving me half naked. I'd often do it to her when she was bending over so guys could enjoy her long legs and perfect arse.
Now there are two ways to deal with suddenly being rendered topless in front of a delighted male. The first (and most realistic but less fun) way is to immediately turn around and try and get dressed. The second way is make an "Oh no!" gesture of surprise which involves throwing your hands out because of course you're far too stunned to even think of covering your boobs. Sometimes the surprise is so much that you bounce up on down on your toes a bit which causes your big boobs to wobble and bounce. The next step to try and cover your tits with one hand while making a "oh this is embarrassing" face and trying to sort out your pesky top which eventually needs both hands to get untangled leaving your boobs in full view again. And if at this point your friend decides to pull your skirt down well that means you have to throw your hands up and do the "oh no! now I'm completely naked!" gesture which involves more boob wobbling. And when you do pull your skirt up you have to turn around and bend over and give your bum a bit of a wiggle.
We did this sort of thing for a few hours and I don't think anyone was fooled for a second into thinking we weren't doing it on purpose. Some guys even looked around for a camera because they thought they were being recorded for a TV show. We flashed people in shops, people in cars, guys on the street and guys in the park.
My favourite was a guy who worked in a computer shop. We went in and pretended to browse and I went up to the guy behind the counter and asked him a question. Vanessa came up behind me and yanked my top down. I did my "Oh NO" reaction with the jiggle and then I covered my boobs with my hands. Then I said to him "If your friend did that to you would you try and cover yourself up or would you go and rip her top off as well?" He said he'd rip her top off so I chased her (she didn't run far) and pulled her top down. He went up to the guy without bothering to cover her boobs and asked him if she should try and get dressed again or try and rip my skirt off. He was LOVING this and of course said to go for the skirt. So she chased me for a bit and he watched two topless girls run around his shop before she caught me in front of him and ripped my skirt off. I chased her and ripped hers off and we were both basically naked in his store. He was a really sweet guy who told us that he planned to go home and masturbate to internet porn but he didn't think anything could live up to what he'd seen and he was going to wank thinking of us. We found out when he was closing and said if we were still in the area we might come back and refresh his memory.
We flashed around a bit more and ended up resting our feet in a cafe (I kept my clothes on for nearly a full hour!) Then at the end of the day we went back to the computer store. We walked in and said "remember us?" and then "Remember these?" as we pulled down our own tops. Vanessa said we'd help him lock up and then help him with his masturbation plan. He packed up the shop but said he had to get his sign from outside. I volunteered and took everything off before I walked naked outside to get his sign. When I came back he asked me if my boobs were real which of course means: (all together) can I feel your tits? It seemed unfair to deny him so I let him feel my boobs for a bit while Vanessa rubbed his crotch.
He ended up sitting on the counter getting a blow job from Vanessa who has a reputation as a fine provider of oral sex. While he was getting some physical stimulation I provided the visual experience, walking around his store rubbing myself and posing. I ended up on the floor by the glass door masturbating while he watched and enjoyed Vanessa's attention. A few people passed and didn't notice but one couple looked in and saw me on the floor. The guy was delighted but the girl pulled him away. Shame, I do love an audience.
The guy was really grateful and kept thanking us when we finally did get dressed and leave.
We were planning to get together one weekend and she told me she had made special outfits for us that she called flashfits. She'd made us both skirts and tops that were elasticated but still easy to remove. The skirt could be pulled down with a quick yank and so could the strapless top. The idea was that when I was wearing mine she could expose me really easily and vice versa. A few months earlier we'd been trying to pull of each other's bikini's at the beach but it was really hard. I'd joked that we needed to make special outfits and so she went ahead and did it. Gotta love that girl.
So we went for a walk in our flashfits. No underwear and a split second away from naked. I'd talk to a shop keeper or someone and she'd come up behind me, give my top a yank and suddenly "Oh no!" my boobs were out for all to see. Or a quick tug on the skirt and you could see how well I shaved that morning as my skirt drops to the floor leaving me half naked. I'd often do it to her when she was bending over so guys could enjoy her long legs and perfect arse.
Now there are two ways to deal with suddenly being rendered topless in front of a delighted male. The first (and most realistic but less fun) way is to immediately turn around and try and get dressed. The second way is make an "Oh no!" gesture of surprise which involves throwing your hands out because of course you're far too stunned to even think of covering your boobs. Sometimes the surprise is so much that you bounce up on down on your toes a bit which causes your big boobs to wobble and bounce. The next step to try and cover your tits with one hand while making a "oh this is embarrassing" face and trying to sort out your pesky top which eventually needs both hands to get untangled leaving your boobs in full view again. And if at this point your friend decides to pull your skirt down well that means you have to throw your hands up and do the "oh no! now I'm completely naked!" gesture which involves more boob wobbling. And when you do pull your skirt up you have to turn around and bend over and give your bum a bit of a wiggle.
We did this sort of thing for a few hours and I don't think anyone was fooled for a second into thinking we weren't doing it on purpose. Some guys even looked around for a camera because they thought they were being recorded for a TV show. We flashed people in shops, people in cars, guys on the street and guys in the park.
My favourite was a guy who worked in a computer shop. We went in and pretended to browse and I went up to the guy behind the counter and asked him a question. Vanessa came up behind me and yanked my top down. I did my "Oh NO" reaction with the jiggle and then I covered my boobs with my hands. Then I said to him "If your friend did that to you would you try and cover yourself up or would you go and rip her top off as well?" He said he'd rip her top off so I chased her (she didn't run far) and pulled her top down. He went up to the guy without bothering to cover her boobs and asked him if she should try and get dressed again or try and rip my skirt off. He was LOVING this and of course said to go for the skirt. So she chased me for a bit and he watched two topless girls run around his shop before she caught me in front of him and ripped my skirt off. I chased her and ripped hers off and we were both basically naked in his store. He was a really sweet guy who told us that he planned to go home and masturbate to internet porn but he didn't think anything could live up to what he'd seen and he was going to wank thinking of us. We found out when he was closing and said if we were still in the area we might come back and refresh his memory.
We flashed around a bit more and ended up resting our feet in a cafe (I kept my clothes on for nearly a full hour!) Then at the end of the day we went back to the computer store. We walked in and said "remember us?" and then "Remember these?" as we pulled down our own tops. Vanessa said we'd help him lock up and then help him with his masturbation plan. He packed up the shop but said he had to get his sign from outside. I volunteered and took everything off before I walked naked outside to get his sign. When I came back he asked me if my boobs were real which of course means: (all together) can I feel your tits? It seemed unfair to deny him so I let him feel my boobs for a bit while Vanessa rubbed his crotch.
He ended up sitting on the counter getting a blow job from Vanessa who has a reputation as a fine provider of oral sex. While he was getting some physical stimulation I provided the visual experience, walking around his store rubbing myself and posing. I ended up on the floor by the glass door masturbating while he watched and enjoyed Vanessa's attention. A few people passed and didn't notice but one couple looked in and saw me on the floor. The guy was delighted but the girl pulled him away. Shame, I do love an audience.
The guy was really grateful and kept thanking us when we finally did get dressed and leave.