exigirl
03-26-2010, 11:15 PM
I'm an exhibitionist who loves being watched by real live people. I'm a really bad dancer and a bit short so I'd make a lousy stripper or lap dancer but there is one career that I'd love to have although I'm not even sure if such places exist.
I'd love to be a performer in an X-rated burlesque show. Not just a cheap strip joint but a really high class place which offers some quality, but raunchy entertainment. The sort of place that couples might go to rather than just old guys in overcoats. It's my fantasy and it goes something like this...
I'd start the night as an usherette in some very skimpy clothes. Nothing that showed too much but definitely gear that didn't leave much to the imagination. A short skirt and a low-cut top. I'd check tickets as people entered the auditorium and show them to their seats. While I was doing this I'd enjoy some cheeky banter as I playfully told people off for staring at my cleavage or checking out my bum. Hopefully everyone would look at me and think "I hope we get a chance to see those tits later in the show". Once everyone was in their seats the show would start and it would be typical burlesque. I'll stop fantasizing here and leave it up your imagination as to how you could fill in an hour or so with an X-rated stage show. I would watch all of this from the wings tingling with anticipation.
After the interval when everyone was in their seats ready for the second half. I'd come back on as the usherette only now I'd be wearing a microphone and an even skimpier costume that struggled to keep me contained. The house lights would stay on as I would wander around the crowd checking to make sure people were in the right seats. While I was doing this I'd keep up making cheeky comments (probably in a cockney accent) and my tits would keep falling out of my top. I'd ask people to put them back in for me and make jokes about them copping a feel. Eventually I'd ask the audience if they thought my top was just not working and whether I should get rid of it. I'd take my top off and do some more walking around checking tickets and maybe falling in people's laps. Of course I'd lose the skirt as well and ask if anyone needed their tickets checked while I walked around a room full of people in just a g-string getting groped by anyone who felt like it.
Finally I'd make my way to the stage and announce the start of the rest of the show. I'd ignore anyone who wanted me take the G-string off and I'd walk offstage into the wings...
...only to return a few seconds later with a book and a vibrator. I'd tell the audience that the next performer wasn't ready and they had two choices. Either I could read them some poetry I'd written or I could masturbate with a vibrator.
Then I'd take the g-string off and I'd be totally naked with close to a thousand people staring at me. I'd have as long as I wanted to masturbate to a climax while they all watched me. It would be different every night but the end result would be the same- an entire audience watch me moan and groan and finally scream in pleasure.
I'd love to be a performer in an X-rated burlesque show. Not just a cheap strip joint but a really high class place which offers some quality, but raunchy entertainment. The sort of place that couples might go to rather than just old guys in overcoats. It's my fantasy and it goes something like this...
I'd start the night as an usherette in some very skimpy clothes. Nothing that showed too much but definitely gear that didn't leave much to the imagination. A short skirt and a low-cut top. I'd check tickets as people entered the auditorium and show them to their seats. While I was doing this I'd enjoy some cheeky banter as I playfully told people off for staring at my cleavage or checking out my bum. Hopefully everyone would look at me and think "I hope we get a chance to see those tits later in the show". Once everyone was in their seats the show would start and it would be typical burlesque. I'll stop fantasizing here and leave it up your imagination as to how you could fill in an hour or so with an X-rated stage show. I would watch all of this from the wings tingling with anticipation.
After the interval when everyone was in their seats ready for the second half. I'd come back on as the usherette only now I'd be wearing a microphone and an even skimpier costume that struggled to keep me contained. The house lights would stay on as I would wander around the crowd checking to make sure people were in the right seats. While I was doing this I'd keep up making cheeky comments (probably in a cockney accent) and my tits would keep falling out of my top. I'd ask people to put them back in for me and make jokes about them copping a feel. Eventually I'd ask the audience if they thought my top was just not working and whether I should get rid of it. I'd take my top off and do some more walking around checking tickets and maybe falling in people's laps. Of course I'd lose the skirt as well and ask if anyone needed their tickets checked while I walked around a room full of people in just a g-string getting groped by anyone who felt like it.
Finally I'd make my way to the stage and announce the start of the rest of the show. I'd ignore anyone who wanted me take the G-string off and I'd walk offstage into the wings...
...only to return a few seconds later with a book and a vibrator. I'd tell the audience that the next performer wasn't ready and they had two choices. Either I could read them some poetry I'd written or I could masturbate with a vibrator.
Then I'd take the g-string off and I'd be totally naked with close to a thousand people staring at me. I'd have as long as I wanted to masturbate to a climax while they all watched me. It would be different every night but the end result would be the same- an entire audience watch me moan and groan and finally scream in pleasure.