exigirl
03-29-2010, 08:43 PM
When I'm temping I have two rules, the first is never get involved in office politics. I do my job and I get out. The second rule is that I don't exhibit myself in the office. At least not publicly. I get a kick out of sneaky nudity where it's not allowed (if I'm given a desk with a covered front I'll often pull my skirt up and enjoy feeling my naked lower half on an office chair with oblivious people around) but I generally don't show myself to my co-workers because of the hassles it can cause (I've broken this rule a few times but generally I stick to it).
Last year I broke both these rules but in my defence it was a lot of fun. I started temping in an office that I was due to do three days in. It was a nice office with about half a dozen employees. On my first day two of the girls and I got on really well and they told me all about the office. There was one guy who they absolutely hated. He was arrogant, rude and tried to hit on them at every opportunity. He'd also got their friend fired and they couldn't stand him. They warned me he'd try to hit on me and sure enough he did. He made a lot of creepy, sexist comments about my boobs and how much he enjoyed having me around. I don't mind a bit of flirting but sleaziness is just a real turn off. By the end of my first day I hated him as well. I went out to coffee with the office girls after work and we talked about what an arsehole he was.
The next day I came to the office wearing a top that i don't often wear to work. It's fairly low cut and tight. With a jacket over the top it looks professional enough but without a jacket it says "I've got big tits please stare at them." When the sleaze was around I wore the jacket but when he had to go out for a while I took it off and walked around letting everyone look at my cleavage. There was a young guy working there who was really nice and the girl's liked so I gave him a few good looks down my top as I bent over his desk. When the sleaze came back I put my jacket on once he'd had a chance to quickly see what I'd been wearing that morning. The girls delighted in telling him I'd been showing cleavage for a few hours. He was jealous and came up to me and tried to charm me out of my jacket but I made it clear it wasn't going to work. He even turned the heating up but the girls turned it down again.
A bunch of us went to lunch and they wanted to know everything he'd said to me. I agreed to spend the afternoon bra-less to annoy him even more. Just before he left for a meeting that afternoon I took my jacket off to reveal a tight top and no bra. As soon as he came back he went to my desk but I put my jacket on as he came in. The girls loved telling him that I'd been bouncing around the office all afternoon. He was really raging with jealousy and practically begged me to have a drink with him. I declined.
The next day was friday and the last day i was going to work there. I wore another tight top and another jacket. The night before my football team lost to the young, nice guy's team. We'd made a bet that whoever won had to do something for the other person. If my team won he was going to give me a massage. If his won I was going to give him a lapdance (and we all knew there was no chance my team was going to win). Friday morning and everyone was talking about the lapdance. The sleaze wanted to be there but of course we waited until he had to go to a meeting in the morning. He told me not to do it until he came back. We waited until he'd been gone for 15 minutes and then everyone gathered around while I got ready to give nice-guy his dance. I asked the room how far they wanted me to go and they egged me on to go as far as possible. So I writhed on his lap for a bit without my jacket and I took my bra off and lost my panties but kept my skirt and top on even though the girls were calling me to take them off. I danced for a full song on the office CD player and then stopped while I got a round of applause. I walked over to the CD player and got the track to play again. I walked back to the nice-guy and paused to take my top off and whirl it around my head while I jiggled my tits and they cheered. I gave him a second lapdance that went the full raunch. Skirt up around the waist, tits in his face and his hands free to roam wherever they wanted. As I danced I thought two things: Damn I love being naked and the centre of attention and: Why the hell do I have my No flashing at work rule?
When the sleaze came back they spent ages telling him about the dance in full detail. The girls loved telling him all about what I did and watching him seethe with jealousy. All the while I sat at my desk in my jacket quietly doing my job. He spent the rest of the afternoon trying to make bets with me and doing anything he could to get me out the jacket but I wasn't moved.
At the end of the day I went out for a drink with the two girls and the nice guy. The girls wanted to make the sleaze suffer even further and so I said I'd happily take things a lot further with the nice guy if they wanted to tell him about it on Monday. So we went back to one of the girls houses for a spa and some dinner. They wore swimming gear in the spa but as soon as we got outside I stripped off straight away. Of course when the pizza we ordered arrived I went to get it because answering the door nude to a pizza delivery guy is one of life's little pleasures.
We spent most of the night in the spa and the nice-guy was allowed to treat my body like his own personal playground. He felt me up almost constantly. I was hoping he'd fuck me on the grass in front of the other two but he was too shy to do it in front of his work friends. We compromised and I took him over to the far side of the yard where it was dark. I took his gym shorts off and gave him head on a lawn chair. It was a long night and I gave him two more blowjobs before the night was done. I masturbated a few times as well but I didn't go off into the darkness for that.
The next monday they sent me a really detailed email about the sleaze's reaction when they told him the story. He was furious and kept saying "I never even got to see her tits!" over and over again.
Last year I broke both these rules but in my defence it was a lot of fun. I started temping in an office that I was due to do three days in. It was a nice office with about half a dozen employees. On my first day two of the girls and I got on really well and they told me all about the office. There was one guy who they absolutely hated. He was arrogant, rude and tried to hit on them at every opportunity. He'd also got their friend fired and they couldn't stand him. They warned me he'd try to hit on me and sure enough he did. He made a lot of creepy, sexist comments about my boobs and how much he enjoyed having me around. I don't mind a bit of flirting but sleaziness is just a real turn off. By the end of my first day I hated him as well. I went out to coffee with the office girls after work and we talked about what an arsehole he was.
The next day I came to the office wearing a top that i don't often wear to work. It's fairly low cut and tight. With a jacket over the top it looks professional enough but without a jacket it says "I've got big tits please stare at them." When the sleaze was around I wore the jacket but when he had to go out for a while I took it off and walked around letting everyone look at my cleavage. There was a young guy working there who was really nice and the girl's liked so I gave him a few good looks down my top as I bent over his desk. When the sleaze came back I put my jacket on once he'd had a chance to quickly see what I'd been wearing that morning. The girls delighted in telling him I'd been showing cleavage for a few hours. He was jealous and came up to me and tried to charm me out of my jacket but I made it clear it wasn't going to work. He even turned the heating up but the girls turned it down again.
A bunch of us went to lunch and they wanted to know everything he'd said to me. I agreed to spend the afternoon bra-less to annoy him even more. Just before he left for a meeting that afternoon I took my jacket off to reveal a tight top and no bra. As soon as he came back he went to my desk but I put my jacket on as he came in. The girls loved telling him that I'd been bouncing around the office all afternoon. He was really raging with jealousy and practically begged me to have a drink with him. I declined.
The next day was friday and the last day i was going to work there. I wore another tight top and another jacket. The night before my football team lost to the young, nice guy's team. We'd made a bet that whoever won had to do something for the other person. If my team won he was going to give me a massage. If his won I was going to give him a lapdance (and we all knew there was no chance my team was going to win). Friday morning and everyone was talking about the lapdance. The sleaze wanted to be there but of course we waited until he had to go to a meeting in the morning. He told me not to do it until he came back. We waited until he'd been gone for 15 minutes and then everyone gathered around while I got ready to give nice-guy his dance. I asked the room how far they wanted me to go and they egged me on to go as far as possible. So I writhed on his lap for a bit without my jacket and I took my bra off and lost my panties but kept my skirt and top on even though the girls were calling me to take them off. I danced for a full song on the office CD player and then stopped while I got a round of applause. I walked over to the CD player and got the track to play again. I walked back to the nice-guy and paused to take my top off and whirl it around my head while I jiggled my tits and they cheered. I gave him a second lapdance that went the full raunch. Skirt up around the waist, tits in his face and his hands free to roam wherever they wanted. As I danced I thought two things: Damn I love being naked and the centre of attention and: Why the hell do I have my No flashing at work rule?
When the sleaze came back they spent ages telling him about the dance in full detail. The girls loved telling him all about what I did and watching him seethe with jealousy. All the while I sat at my desk in my jacket quietly doing my job. He spent the rest of the afternoon trying to make bets with me and doing anything he could to get me out the jacket but I wasn't moved.
At the end of the day I went out for a drink with the two girls and the nice guy. The girls wanted to make the sleaze suffer even further and so I said I'd happily take things a lot further with the nice guy if they wanted to tell him about it on Monday. So we went back to one of the girls houses for a spa and some dinner. They wore swimming gear in the spa but as soon as we got outside I stripped off straight away. Of course when the pizza we ordered arrived I went to get it because answering the door nude to a pizza delivery guy is one of life's little pleasures.
We spent most of the night in the spa and the nice-guy was allowed to treat my body like his own personal playground. He felt me up almost constantly. I was hoping he'd fuck me on the grass in front of the other two but he was too shy to do it in front of his work friends. We compromised and I took him over to the far side of the yard where it was dark. I took his gym shorts off and gave him head on a lawn chair. It was a long night and I gave him two more blowjobs before the night was done. I masturbated a few times as well but I didn't go off into the darkness for that.
The next monday they sent me a really detailed email about the sleaze's reaction when they told him the story. He was furious and kept saying "I never even got to see her tits!" over and over again.