exigirl
05-07-2010, 07:29 PM
It's a lazy Saturday morning so I thought I'd take the time to share some more stories on my new favourite site.
This happened over Summer. A friend of mine has a friend who was playing in an amateur cricket match on his birthday. He'd joked with her that the worst part about his league was that they didn't get any streakers. (Streaking at cricket matches used to happen a lot in the eighties but a lot less now). She asked me if I'd streak at his match as a birthday surprise. I agreed partly because I owe her several favours and partly because I love a good streak.
On the day we sat at the sidelines and waited for her friend to bat. (quick note here- I love cricket and anyone making fun of it in the comments will not make exigirl a happy flasher. You have been warned). We were sitting in a car in the car park and I was wearing a coat with nothing underneath except running shoes. While we were waiting for him to go in my friend said that since there were four other cricket ovals on the park and all of them had matches going I could streak through five games. This got us wondering what the world record for most competitive organized sports streaked through in one day was. I decided we would try and do as many as I could in the one day and then see if anyone could claim to beat it.
He finally went in to bat and i waited until the end of the over and then ran out onto the oval. Some people noticed me right away and gave a cheer. I got up close to him without anyone stopping me and gave him a big hug and wished him happy birthday (he had no idea who I was but was delighted). The umpire was not impressed and told me to get off which was okay because I had four more ovals to streak through. I ran through the next one okay but because of the cheering and shouting the next oval knew I was coming. I got through okay but the next bunch of guys had stopped their game and were watching and someone tried to chase me. I ran back to the car and got them out of breath and exhausted. I'm pretty fit but I usually swim and cycle (jogging with big tits is not a good idea) so I wasn't as fast as I wanted to be.
We drove off and decided to try and find some more people to flash but in a more "hit and run" style. We decided I'd officially streaked through 3 games which I didn't think was enough. We drove to a place where old greek guys play bocce or boules or something. I don't know what it's called but they didn't mind having a nude woman run through their game at all. They gave me a big cheer as I ran across two seperate courts which brought my tally to five. We passed a bowling green but there was no way to get onto it so that was ruled out. The local Tennis courts were easier. My friend parked at one end and I went around the far gate and then took off my coat and ran straight through five tennis courts. The reception was mixed. Some people cheered but some were really abusive and someone actually hit a ball straight at me. bastard.
We went to a basketball court but I'm sorry to say I chickened out. They were big guys and I was getting tired of running and I'd realised that not everyone loves a streaker while some people love them too much. It was starting to be a depressing day but my friend suggested we pay a visit to her cousin. Apparently he was spending the day online with his friends playing a war game on their computers. He'd be home alone but technically playing a game so a nude appearance would count as a streak.
We drove to his place and my friend rang his house to find out if he was alone. He was so she told him she was bringing around a surprise. We went around to the back of the house and let ourselves in. He was up in the bedroom sitting at his computer playing this game. Don't ask me what it was (I can't remember) but it involved taking turns and allowed players to chat with each other. My friend asked if he would mind if I took my coat off and streaked in his game. He said no so I dropped my coat and threw a pose. He let me use the computer so I typed "hi guys. My name's exigirl and I'm naked and streaking in your game" The other players were really confused so he told them what was happening. None of them believed him and told him off for making stuff up. So I asked where the closest friend lived and when we worked out he was twenty minutes drive away and was alone we decided to go over there. He told them we were coming.
We arrived at the next guys house and knocked on the door. When the guy answered I opened my coat and said "So I hear you don't believe I exist?" He was delighted and asked me in. I typed "This is exigirl again. Now I'm streaking at Brian's house" I walked around his living room for a bit while he typed what I was doing to his friend's. Now two of them were talking about me the rest started to wonder if it was really true. One of them rang up to find out what was going on so I got put onto the phone. When I found out he was over 18 and alone as well I invited myself over.
The third guy answered the door and got an eyeful when I opened my coat. He was playing up in his room so I went up with him and typed another message into the game. Everyone believed I existed now and was begging for me to come around and visit. I had places to be so I couldn't hang around for ever but I thought I loved the idea of making some people Jealous so I sat in the guys lap and watched the messages fly as he told people where I was. The First two guys were jealous that I hadn't done that for them and even more jealous when I let him feel my tits. He wanted to ask me a question and I thought he was going to ask for a blowjob or something but he wanted to know if I could add him on msn messenger. How nerd-sweet is that? A naked woman on your lap and you want to chat with her online. He was 19 and still a virgin and just got so shy when he had the real thing in his lap.
I chat with him sometimes and he's become my wank-buddy. He loves telling me what he's doing when he's watching porn. It's his birthday soon and I might be avaliable to give him a present he might enjoy.
So it was a fun kind of end to a fairly unsuccessful day.
This happened over Summer. A friend of mine has a friend who was playing in an amateur cricket match on his birthday. He'd joked with her that the worst part about his league was that they didn't get any streakers. (Streaking at cricket matches used to happen a lot in the eighties but a lot less now). She asked me if I'd streak at his match as a birthday surprise. I agreed partly because I owe her several favours and partly because I love a good streak.
On the day we sat at the sidelines and waited for her friend to bat. (quick note here- I love cricket and anyone making fun of it in the comments will not make exigirl a happy flasher. You have been warned). We were sitting in a car in the car park and I was wearing a coat with nothing underneath except running shoes. While we were waiting for him to go in my friend said that since there were four other cricket ovals on the park and all of them had matches going I could streak through five games. This got us wondering what the world record for most competitive organized sports streaked through in one day was. I decided we would try and do as many as I could in the one day and then see if anyone could claim to beat it.
He finally went in to bat and i waited until the end of the over and then ran out onto the oval. Some people noticed me right away and gave a cheer. I got up close to him without anyone stopping me and gave him a big hug and wished him happy birthday (he had no idea who I was but was delighted). The umpire was not impressed and told me to get off which was okay because I had four more ovals to streak through. I ran through the next one okay but because of the cheering and shouting the next oval knew I was coming. I got through okay but the next bunch of guys had stopped their game and were watching and someone tried to chase me. I ran back to the car and got them out of breath and exhausted. I'm pretty fit but I usually swim and cycle (jogging with big tits is not a good idea) so I wasn't as fast as I wanted to be.
We drove off and decided to try and find some more people to flash but in a more "hit and run" style. We decided I'd officially streaked through 3 games which I didn't think was enough. We drove to a place where old greek guys play bocce or boules or something. I don't know what it's called but they didn't mind having a nude woman run through their game at all. They gave me a big cheer as I ran across two seperate courts which brought my tally to five. We passed a bowling green but there was no way to get onto it so that was ruled out. The local Tennis courts were easier. My friend parked at one end and I went around the far gate and then took off my coat and ran straight through five tennis courts. The reception was mixed. Some people cheered but some were really abusive and someone actually hit a ball straight at me. bastard.
We went to a basketball court but I'm sorry to say I chickened out. They were big guys and I was getting tired of running and I'd realised that not everyone loves a streaker while some people love them too much. It was starting to be a depressing day but my friend suggested we pay a visit to her cousin. Apparently he was spending the day online with his friends playing a war game on their computers. He'd be home alone but technically playing a game so a nude appearance would count as a streak.
We drove to his place and my friend rang his house to find out if he was alone. He was so she told him she was bringing around a surprise. We went around to the back of the house and let ourselves in. He was up in the bedroom sitting at his computer playing this game. Don't ask me what it was (I can't remember) but it involved taking turns and allowed players to chat with each other. My friend asked if he would mind if I took my coat off and streaked in his game. He said no so I dropped my coat and threw a pose. He let me use the computer so I typed "hi guys. My name's exigirl and I'm naked and streaking in your game" The other players were really confused so he told them what was happening. None of them believed him and told him off for making stuff up. So I asked where the closest friend lived and when we worked out he was twenty minutes drive away and was alone we decided to go over there. He told them we were coming.
We arrived at the next guys house and knocked on the door. When the guy answered I opened my coat and said "So I hear you don't believe I exist?" He was delighted and asked me in. I typed "This is exigirl again. Now I'm streaking at Brian's house" I walked around his living room for a bit while he typed what I was doing to his friend's. Now two of them were talking about me the rest started to wonder if it was really true. One of them rang up to find out what was going on so I got put onto the phone. When I found out he was over 18 and alone as well I invited myself over.
The third guy answered the door and got an eyeful when I opened my coat. He was playing up in his room so I went up with him and typed another message into the game. Everyone believed I existed now and was begging for me to come around and visit. I had places to be so I couldn't hang around for ever but I thought I loved the idea of making some people Jealous so I sat in the guys lap and watched the messages fly as he told people where I was. The First two guys were jealous that I hadn't done that for them and even more jealous when I let him feel my tits. He wanted to ask me a question and I thought he was going to ask for a blowjob or something but he wanted to know if I could add him on msn messenger. How nerd-sweet is that? A naked woman on your lap and you want to chat with her online. He was 19 and still a virgin and just got so shy when he had the real thing in his lap.
I chat with him sometimes and he's become my wank-buddy. He loves telling me what he's doing when he's watching porn. It's his birthday soon and I might be avaliable to give him a present he might enjoy.
So it was a fun kind of end to a fairly unsuccessful day.