Elrond
05-29-2010, 07:41 AM
As I am getting a little older, from time to time I need a little 'chemical assistance'. In this country, getting Viagra from your doctor is expensive, AND you only get four tablets a month.
One day I noticed an "Adult Shop" and in their window was a handwritten sign saying "Viagra is good for you!" , so I parked round the corner, and went ino the shop. It was shabby, with a handful of hard -core magazines and DVDs on sale. I asked the guy at the counter about Viagra and he said he sells it, either the tablets or the gel. The gel, he said, is slightly more expensive but much quicker acting. So I bought a box of seven sachets, and he gave me two traditional tablets as an extra.
In use I agreed with what he had said, the gel was much quicker acting and without the headache side effects. As it's non-prescripition for the shop, I can buy as much or as little as I needed. I called in last week to replenish my supplies. To my surprise there was a woman serving behind the counter. I thought she knows what is sold here, so no point being coy about it, so I asked for the Viagra. "Certainly, " she said, with a nice smile, "Gel or tablets?" I aked for the gel, and she passed the little box over the counter along with two extra tablets.
As I pocketed my purchases she said "What's the difference? Why pay the extra for the gel?" I explained how, firstly, it leave me with a headache but secondly it was much faster-acting. "How much faster?" was her next question an I said that while the tablets take up to an hour to work, the gel can be as fast as 6 or 7 minutes. "Really?" she said, " and does it really make you .....you know......" and she began making gestures with her hand.
I was quite enjoying this flirty sexy discussion; she was mid-thirties, quite pretty, no makeup, and baggy clothes, but this conversation about my erection was fun.
"Oh, yes, " I said " if I take a sachet of this, and then get into a sexy situation, I get a really good, hard, long lasting hard-on". "Wow" she said, and licked her lips slightly. Pushing my luck, I said "and after one of these sachets I cum a lot more too".
Her eyes were wide, and her lips slightly parted, and two or three times, she started to say something but stopped. The words she was forming were things like "would you..." or "could you..." so again I pushed my luck and said "I'll show you what I mean if you'd like it".
She just nodded, still wide eyed, and pointed to the shop door behind me. I slipped the catch closed, and turned the sign to closed. When I turned back to the counter she'd put a sachet of Viagra out for me.
I ripped the packet open and squeezed the gel into my mouth and swallowed it down. "As quick as 5 or 6 minutes, you said?" she asked, and glanced at the clock. "Yes, " I said, and moved into the store where there was a folding chair. "Sit here" I said, " you won't be able to see properly from behind the counter." Shyly, still a bit wide-eyed, and blushing, she came round from behind the counter. She sat on the chair and I stood in front of her.
I unzipped my pants and took out my cock, already half-hard from the situation. I began a slow wank, and soon had a solid hard-on. Trying to keep it 'educational' I moved a little closer, and told her how the Viagra made for a harder more solid erection. She was staring at it all the time, and I reached out and took her hand and said "see?" and placed her hand on it.
She squeezed it a couple of times then let go as if it would bite her. I carried on, slowly masturbating right in front of her. She stared, intently, watching my hand round my cock all the time. "And, as I said before, " I said, " using the Viagra I cum a lot more too, " The cum jetted from my cock, four or five big spurts, and a few dribbles. Although it was true that the Viagra does help the cumshots, this was spectacularly good.
She sat for a second, looking at my now softening cock, then at the cum on the shop floor. "I'd better clean that up " she said, shaking herself back to reality. She went behind the counter and came back with a box of tissues. She tugged one out of the box and surprised me by tenderly wiping my cock for me.
Then with two or three more tissues she cleand up the spillage on the floor.
"Thank you, " she said "I've wondered abut why the gel instead of the tablets, and now I know" and she went back behind the counter.
...........I wonder if she'll be there next time I buy some Viagra?
One day I noticed an "Adult Shop" and in their window was a handwritten sign saying "Viagra is good for you!" , so I parked round the corner, and went ino the shop. It was shabby, with a handful of hard -core magazines and DVDs on sale. I asked the guy at the counter about Viagra and he said he sells it, either the tablets or the gel. The gel, he said, is slightly more expensive but much quicker acting. So I bought a box of seven sachets, and he gave me two traditional tablets as an extra.
In use I agreed with what he had said, the gel was much quicker acting and without the headache side effects. As it's non-prescripition for the shop, I can buy as much or as little as I needed. I called in last week to replenish my supplies. To my surprise there was a woman serving behind the counter. I thought she knows what is sold here, so no point being coy about it, so I asked for the Viagra. "Certainly, " she said, with a nice smile, "Gel or tablets?" I aked for the gel, and she passed the little box over the counter along with two extra tablets.
As I pocketed my purchases she said "What's the difference? Why pay the extra for the gel?" I explained how, firstly, it leave me with a headache but secondly it was much faster-acting. "How much faster?" was her next question an I said that while the tablets take up to an hour to work, the gel can be as fast as 6 or 7 minutes. "Really?" she said, " and does it really make you .....you know......" and she began making gestures with her hand.
I was quite enjoying this flirty sexy discussion; she was mid-thirties, quite pretty, no makeup, and baggy clothes, but this conversation about my erection was fun.
"Oh, yes, " I said " if I take a sachet of this, and then get into a sexy situation, I get a really good, hard, long lasting hard-on". "Wow" she said, and licked her lips slightly. Pushing my luck, I said "and after one of these sachets I cum a lot more too".
Her eyes were wide, and her lips slightly parted, and two or three times, she started to say something but stopped. The words she was forming were things like "would you..." or "could you..." so again I pushed my luck and said "I'll show you what I mean if you'd like it".
She just nodded, still wide eyed, and pointed to the shop door behind me. I slipped the catch closed, and turned the sign to closed. When I turned back to the counter she'd put a sachet of Viagra out for me.
I ripped the packet open and squeezed the gel into my mouth and swallowed it down. "As quick as 5 or 6 minutes, you said?" she asked, and glanced at the clock. "Yes, " I said, and moved into the store where there was a folding chair. "Sit here" I said, " you won't be able to see properly from behind the counter." Shyly, still a bit wide-eyed, and blushing, she came round from behind the counter. She sat on the chair and I stood in front of her.
I unzipped my pants and took out my cock, already half-hard from the situation. I began a slow wank, and soon had a solid hard-on. Trying to keep it 'educational' I moved a little closer, and told her how the Viagra made for a harder more solid erection. She was staring at it all the time, and I reached out and took her hand and said "see?" and placed her hand on it.
She squeezed it a couple of times then let go as if it would bite her. I carried on, slowly masturbating right in front of her. She stared, intently, watching my hand round my cock all the time. "And, as I said before, " I said, " using the Viagra I cum a lot more too, " The cum jetted from my cock, four or five big spurts, and a few dribbles. Although it was true that the Viagra does help the cumshots, this was spectacularly good.
She sat for a second, looking at my now softening cock, then at the cum on the shop floor. "I'd better clean that up " she said, shaking herself back to reality. She went behind the counter and came back with a box of tissues. She tugged one out of the box and surprised me by tenderly wiping my cock for me.
Then with two or three more tissues she cleand up the spillage on the floor.
"Thank you, " she said "I've wondered abut why the gel instead of the tablets, and now I know" and she went back behind the counter.
...........I wonder if she'll be there next time I buy some Viagra?